Run ‘em over.
Light ‘em up.
Drop the bomb.
War makes the world go round.
My favorite game.
War makes the world go round.
The most dangerous game.
War makes the world go round.
It's all in the game.
Run ‘em over.
Light ‘em up.
Drop the bomb.
And do it all over again,
and again,
and again,
and again,
and again,
and again,
Do you think they got the message, General?
LeMay Democracy shine from sea to shining sea!
For this is the war to end all wars!
War is just a game.
A game developed by the Son of Sam,
and perfected by Uncle Sam.
A game developed by the Son of Sam,
and perfected by Uncle Sam.
But then again - is it really a game?
Games are supposed to be for fun
And they're supposed to have winners and losers
And they're supposed to have winners and losers
In war, there are no winners
Only losers
If you play by the rules, that is.
If you play by the rules, that is.
Maybe the next one will be the war to end all wars.
Or the next one.
Or the next.
Or the.
Or
Your free trial has expired. Please donate X% of your income towards unlimited tactical support of [insert fellow colonizer] to continue.
a1 Failure to comply will result in termination of your government-funded healthcare (sike, no such thing)
b1 Second Failure to comply will result in mandatory enrollment in ethics seminar (taught by the honorable Sen. Bob Menendez)
c1 Third and Final Failure to comply will result in a one-year suspension of your Instagram (death, or exile?)
DONOTRESIST.DONOTRESIST.DONOTRESIST.
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(this message has been brought to you by our strategic partners in diplomacy: Boeing, Lockheed, Raytheon, and last but not least, the festering corpse of a ghoul, formerly known in human form as Henry Alfred Kissinger)
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FIN
tl;dr
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" - Albert Einstein