Picture this:
A devilishly handsome man, epitomizing wit and charm...
Sauntering into a studio with an unmistakable air of confidence...
Red lights blinking, a hot mic, and a dimly lit 'ON AIR' sign...
Allow me to reintroduce myself.
my name is ESPO!
E TO THE S P O!
You might be wondering what in the flying fuck I am talking about, right? What the hell does any of this mean?.gif)
What it means, is that the greatest show on earth is live on the radio once again. It has been a horrendous hiatus, seven years to be exact, but I am pleased to announce that The Espo Experience is returning to the airwaves!
You may recognize me from my time as a member of the WRSU-FM Student Radio, back in the days of college yore. I was a jack of all trades - hosting the OG Espo Experience music show of course, but I also had a hell of time commentating and producing Rutgers sporting events and shows for our sports department. I almost had as great of a time as Rutgers' opponents did. Anyways, that's all in the past now. Schiano is back and so am I!
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Every Tuesday night, from 9pm to 11pm eastern, make sure to tune in to 88.7 FM on your radio dial (if you still have one, that is). If not, get one - it's the cheapest form of entertainment there is, other than playing with yourself. Speaking of which, since you're already online, you can check it out on the WRSU website here as well.
I can probably count on one hand the number of listeners on last week's show, so as a wise man once said, you gotta pump those numbers up...rookie numbers in this racket. Whoever is in charge of promoting and marketing this show should be fired immediately. What an idiot!
Episode 1 Setlist
TRACK: Any Way The Wind Blows
ARTIST: J.J. Cale
TRACK: Warsaw
ARTIST: Joy Division
TRACK: Revelations
ARTIST: Audioslave
TRACK: Since I've Been Loving You
ARTIST: Led Zeppelin
TRACK: Ooh La La
ARTIST: Run The Jewels
TRACK: I Melt With You
ARTIST: Modern English
TRACK: Dang!
ARTIST: Mac Miller feat. Anderson Paak
TRACK: Venus
ARTIST: Shocking Blue
TRACK: Electioneering
ARTIST: Radiohead
TRACK: The Bitter Boogie
ARTIST: King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
TRACK: Straight Up And Down
ARTIST: The Brian Jonestown Massacre
TRACK: Borderline
ARTIST: Tame Impala
TRACK: I Love What We Make Together
ARTIST: Miles Davis feat. Randy Hall
TRACK: Woke Up This Morning
ARTIST: Alabama 3
TRACK: Everyday People
ARTIST: Sly and the Family Stone
TRACK: The Great Gig in the Sky
ARTIST: Pink Floyd
TRACK: Are You Lost In The World Like Me?
ARTIST: Moby & The Void Pacific Choir
TRACK: Everlong
ARTIST: Foo Fighters
TRACK: All The Words We Don't Say
ARTIST: Hiatus Kaiyote
TRACK: Living on a Thin Line
ARTIST: The Kinks
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And that's that.
Thanks for tuning in, friends! Let's do it again next week, Tuesday at 9pm. Before I go, I would just like to say one thing (well, seven) to my friends at the FCC; you may rule the airwaves, but you have no power here. So with that being said:
shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.
LOVE,
ESPO
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P.S. Set a reminder on your so-called "smart" phone for 9pm every Tuesday. Or else.
88.7 FM /// RADIO.RUTGERS.EDU
88.7 FM /// RADIO.RUTGERS.EDU
88.7 FM /// RADIO.RUTGERS.EDU
